It's 5.3 million sales make 'Fifty Shades...' the bestselling book in British history

Online sales of the first volume of the erotic trilogy have eclipsed the combined totals of all seven Harry Potter books. Even the dual codes of 'The Highway...' and  'The Da Vinci...' have been left behind by a repackaged piece of fan-fiction.

Is this the sign that the final days of civilization or merely a cultural fad that happens to have involved poorly written erotica?

Either way, James Spader's E. Edward Grey is vastly superior to E. L. James' Christian Grey.

Ummm, why are customers asking us for jism?

Yes I do work in soho, but no not in a sleazy sex shop, but at a cinema.

No not that kind of cinema!

Anyway... The recent release of a new Bollywood film entitle "Jism-2" has been making us giggle every time a box office patron says "Jism please" or "Two for Jism".

80s Flashback Battle: Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson

After seeing Debbie Gibson's cameo in Katy Perry's latest music video I was feeling nostalgic for the 80s and was reminiscing on the supposed rivalry between Debbie and Tiffany.

I was always a Tiffany fan myself but what about the rest of you? Here's a couple of videos to remind you of them in their heyday.





Of course the two girls have now grown up

as their respective Playboy shoots demonstrate

and all that rivalry is now behind them right? Perhaps not. Here they get physical in a fight scene from Mega Python vs Gatoroid that gets pretty hot and heavy (sNSFW wrestling while covered in food)



Debbie and Tiffany seem to have made up in time for this performance of Don't Stop Believin' (sadly Debbie's singing isn't at it's best)

Katy Perry's 'Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)' is all about the cameos

Check out the folks Katy has appearing in this thing:

• Rebecca Black (legally required to appear in all videos with Friday in the title)
• Darren Criss & Kevin McHale (Blaine & Artie from Glee)
• All 3 Hanson brothers
• 80's sexpot Debbie Gibson
• 80s saxpot Kenny G

and

• Corey freakin' Feldman!

Shocking backstage footage from Lady Gaga's recent Saturday Night Live appearance (NSFW)

Walmart's new advert accused of aggressively targeting fans of bouncing booties and bad hip-hop

NSFW levels of ass-shakin'


My favourite YouTube comment on the video:

"To all the young black women out there stay in school unless you wanna end in some stupid ass nigggas ghetto budget video singing about walmart."

If you've read this far without realising this isn't a Walmart advert you need to seek professional help

The 6 girls you'll date in college

"First of May, first of May, outdoor f*cking starts today" (NSFW)

It's May 1st which means it's time to celebrate one of Jonathan Coulton's finest creations and I give you a choice as to how best to do so. The first video below is a recording of the song with the lyrics displayed in karaoke style, the second is a burlesque routine performed to the track. Before you all go rushing off to look at the redhead taking off her clothes, the opening few lines of the song are missing and the audio isn't as good.

So pick which one you prefer or go wild and choose both (it should be obvious that both are NSFW).

Mary Cyn: First of May from Emma Story on Vimeo.

Disclaimer: Legally I can't encourage you to perform any naughty acts in public which might get you in trouble, but if you do end up having to explain yourself to an officer of the law feel free to show them this post.

The sex-ed class from hell (A short film inspired by the work of H. P. Lovecraft)

How can I possibly find the words to do justice to this exquisite piece of work? I'll just say it is hilariously disturbing and leave it at that.



Via: Daniel Soh on Facebook

The Lonely Island and Akon tell the Comedy Awards "I just had sex" live

Do I really need to point out this might be NSFW?

Penny from The Big Bang Theory plays with a Shake Weight

Whilst on a recent episode of the Ellen show, actress Kaley Cuoco (Penny from TV's The Big Bang Theory) got to grips with a Shake Weight and made an embarassing confession (along with several Freudian slips).

She's too good for everyone

Via: Break

Foursquare & sex, a step too far? (sNSFW)

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Sexy Rubik's Cube Solve

What Rubik's Cube?



Source: mrtruffle on YouTube

Grab hold of your wands! Here's an epic Harry Potter poledancing video (sNSFW)

A very attractive young lady performs a stunning Harry Potter themed poledancing routine, complete with special effects. There is no nudity but that doesn't mean it isn't sexy!



Really well made and with a crafty Mighty Boosh reference thrown in for good measure.

Via: thedailywh.at

How to dress like a Thundercat

The team over at Holy Taco have put together 25 of the finest examples of Thundercats cosplay costumes.

Some are good:

Some are bad:

And in one of them Cheetara's costume is made entirely of paint! (NSFW)

Betty White as you've never seen her before

You didn't ask for them but here they are anyway, naked pictures of 89 year old comedic actress Betty White:

Source: yeeeah

I don't know what this is, but I like it (sNSFW)

This is the music video to The Young Punx' club remix of Amanda Palmer and Peaches - Map Of Tasmania. (It features scenes of elegantly styled muffs and merkins so probably not something to watch in front of Nana).



I'm all for the natural look myself.

Via: thedailywh.at

Realistically awkward movie sex scenes

Cinema has a tendency to portray sex as this magically unachievable perfect experience we mere mortals can never achieve. Some films decide to deviate from this familiar style and echo the sense of awkwardness that can accompany real life unions.

You can see all 10 films (NSFW) nerve picked out, but here is the one I feel was particularly cringe worthy (also NSFW):



Source: nerve

Headlines - Wednesday 10th March 2010

There is no evidence acupuncture or Chinese herbal medicine increase the chance of getting pregnant through IVF, fertility experts say in new guidance. The methods are increasingly offered as a way of boosting the chances of a baby, but the British Fertility Society suggests couples may be wasting money. (Well duh! - BBC News)

Large Hadron Collider to shut down for a year to address safety concerns (BBC News)

Lost Jewish tribe 'found in Zimbabwe'. They do not eat pork, they practise male circumcision, they ritually slaughter their animals, some of their men wear skull caps and they put the Star of David on their gravestones. (BBC News) Oh, and they also have the Ark of the Covenant!

 


Porn internet domain name 'dot.xxx' plan revived three years after it was rejected by internet regulators. (BBC News)

Hard drive evolution could hit Microsoft XP users. By early 2011 all hard drives will use an "advanced format" that changes how they go about saving the data people store on them. However, it might mean problems for Windows XP users who swap an old drive for one using the changed format. (BBC News)

British Telecom's chief executive, Ian Livingston, says illegal file-sharers should be fined rather than have their internet accounts cut off (BBC News)

The driving test should have compulsory questions on level crossings to cut the number of drivers who take risks on them each year, Network Rail has said. (BBC News)

Royal Mail sets its sights on delivering more junk mail. [Royal Mail] insists that removing the cap on junk mail deliveries will not lead to householders receiving more items. (Yeah right! - BBC News)

Deforestation has revealed what could be a giant impact crater in Central Africa, scientists say. The 36-46km-wide feature, identified in DR Congo, may be one of the largest such structures discovered in the last decade. (BBC News)